When you start to laugh while drinking something:
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I envy people who can dance like this.
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Talking on the phone, walking around the house and...
tiffanieefoshizzle: i love karate i love kare-ah-tay i love money-ay i hate all of you
When the beat drops in Make Me Proud
epic-humor: Follow Epic Humor for more! When i first get the party im like Then when i hear a good song i be like: but then when that song i REALLY LOVE comes on im like:
Teacher asks you to read out loud.
You don’t even know the page they’re on What book are we reading ?! WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?! ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION. NO HABLA INGLÉS. Click here if you’re awkward!
Pretending not to know someone you just met, when...
missabigaily: On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you! On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….
When writing a long essay in school:
prayforrevenge: Your handwriting in the introduction: Your handwriting in the last paragraph:
To people who smoke at young ages
cantthinkofanyurl: HAVE FUN DYING EARLY. More LOL’s [Here]
When someone replies with "K" after you write a...